I, I, Yay, Yay . . .

If someone had said the main speech would be an out-of-place exercise in autobiography and self-adulation that couldn't have had more I's in it if every other word had been Mississippi, you'd have figured we must be talking about the other guys' convention, right?

Was the GOP's goal to add self-absorption to Big Government, the Arab Spring, and suppression of conservatives on the list of things they can do just as well as Democrats? If so, they're off to a flying start.