Getting to the bottom of things...

I found out today that I have an ass.

I know that sounds crazy, but it really is an important situation!

One of the many things I've always wanted to change about me is my backside. It's flat. I have hips, I have a chest, but never an ass.

Of all the genetic rear-end options I had the potential to acquire, having a flat one was not the end of the world, but it was something I was always aware of.

So today I put on a comfy dress, and I smooth the back and... hey! I have cheeks!

I guess that exercising thing is actually paying off.

It would also explain why my clothes now seem to fit me weirder than before in the font, because my new backside is taking up space...

I know it may not seem like a big deal, but it is nice to finally get over that plateau I always seem to hit and start seeing some new results!
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Published on August 27, 2012 10:56
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