Apologies for being so nice

I recently posted about my wife's many amazing qualities on the blog that I write to our daughter. I did not do so because I was currying favor. I simply wanted our daughter to know what a remarkable her mother is.

This evening, my wife chose to distort the fabric of time, thus plunging me into the Twilight Zone by attempting to refute the many laudable remarks that I made about her..

Get it? I write about my wife's greatness, and she decides to take the opportunity to debate the subject...