Hey, Wait, Wait! Me, Me, I've Got a Really Cruel Tool!

*"And I'm dying to tell the new editor of COOL TOOLS all about it!"

*Well, we're burning to tell our Cool Tools community all about your hardware too,
ma'am, fella. We're gonna want about a page of text from you, explaining what
the darn thing is good for, some photos of it if at all possible, and some strong hint as
to how our usership (((

*I will be your editor, and I will