New Project Revealed! SMARTASS OF MARS!

So the last couple of posts here have essentially been teasers. I am horrible at this kind of shit but for the 2 people that follow this or those who don't officially follow it but have it bookmarked on their webzone or whatever, I figure you're wondering what the hell is going on.

Well, I finished up the new project about a month ago. It's called SMARTASS OF MARS. Here's some of the query letter I wrote (I took some spoilers out):

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