Two Bombshells With Cobalt-Colored Hair

First, I'm stoked to have social media superhero Miss Destructo

as the next 'Consumer As Spokesmodel' (despite how admittedly goober the title may be…)  ::  Keep sending in those glamour shots of you rockin' product, kids… Whether it's a book bag or a prize ribbon, I'd love to plaster your face up here for all the w.w.w. to see!

And next, a familiar face on this blog, as of late—

Zoetica Ebb, filling the role of "Check-Me-Out-Bitches; I'm In An Ad!"

Ahhh, YES:

I really love this...