You're killing me with the stupidity!

Josh
Hello so tell me what kind of books do u write

Me
Alternate history vampyre novels and comedic super hero novels.

Plus a bunch of different short stories.

Josh
That sounds sexy what else do U for fun ? What's the Apple.for.if u like.vamps than u should b giving.up.that sexy neck

Me
Actually, I like people who can take the time to write the English language correctly.

Also, I like vampyres, I'm not a vampyre victim.

Josh
Well im sorry it must have been my phone sorry to bother u

Me
A phone doesn't correct "you" to "u".

Josh
Umm yea my phone will corect it sometimes

Josh
Put I'm sorry I'm a product of the public school system

Me
Sorry, I've been away from the site for a while...

And I went to public school too, so that's not a good enough excuse.

Josh
Funny I thought u didn't want talk to me cause u said I was stupid corrected

Me
OK, we'll go with that then, since the word 'you' seems to be too difficult for you to manage...

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I had put the "away from site" message without realizing it was this nimrod.
It's not like I was being soft-hearted or anything...