Thankfully I'm not famous, or I might be insulted.

At the start of December I donated a copy of my own book to the main town library. Figured it was a bit much to expect them to have sought out the book, since so many others have equally shunned its existence. But I live here, and it would be nice to say, "Yes, and if you wish to read it you can check it out at the local library." Rather than, "Go to obscure internet site to buy it...oh heck, let me loan you a copy." The copy I donated was so new it was still wrapped up in...