Deep Thoughts Between Friends

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Aubrey: life is hard Shelli  1st world problems are tough  don't let anyone tell you differnt4:51 PM me: Don't worry  I won't  life is hard4:54 PM Aubrey: sigh  i want something amazing to happen  and its gonna take some work  but I'm gonna make it happen  i can't sit at a desk all my life4:57 PM me: You can do it   Life isn't like a novel  no matter how much I want it to be  otherwise, it would be about this point in my life where my Mr. Right walks in a whisks me to my new life in Europe  with loads of money  or something5:01 PM saying something witty   Like, he stands up and someone says, "Gosh, do they make them any bigger?"
and he replies, "I'm big enough."5:05 PM Aubrey: hahahahaha  you are precious5:07 PM me: (that line actually happened to my boss the other day)  PROOF!  sometimes life IS like a novel Aubrey: its a novel alright, but the author likes to throw in a lot of lulls5:08 PM me: Also, are the lulls our fault? I mean... Aubrey: yes they are but i don't know to get rid of them all me: what if is one of those pick your own endings type and we are picking the wrong ones! Aubrey: hahaha  that's it!  that's the problem  we're skipping to the wrong page each time me: Totally the problem5:10 PM Aubrey: i keep going into the cave when I should have kept swimming, where the mermaid island was just around the corner5:11 PM me: blast  I don't even start swimming  you mean you have to get off the beach to find adventure?! Aubrey: ha  you'll be on a beach soon enough me: I was just hoping that the cabana boys provided the adventure for you!5:12 PM Aubrey: oh cabana boys  there are never enough of them me: haha  and they are very often gay  or tiny  I don't really want a cabana boy5:13 PM Aubrey: ha  yeah  i don't really want one either  maybe we bought the wrong book  i want one where we run into mountain men me: Oh, yes please!  with beards  and plaid5:14 PM and burly arms Aubrey: where is the book with men with beards?! me: swoooooon Aubrey: ha


PS: Aubs, we do not have NEARLY ENOUGH pictures of us together.