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here's something that makes life a little more tiny like you can hold it in your palm and let it expand some.






i feel like saying, good grief, out loud. i'm not sure if it's even necessary. the fact that necessity is even an issue, at times, seems a little unfair.






if you stood in the back of a mile-deep cave and whispered, would someone standing at the mouth of the cave be able to hear it?






***book stuff***

christopher newgent is giving you a chance to win a free, signed copy of the drunk sonnets.

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