There's what you plan, and what you do

I'd meant to post a quick update on the guy who body-slammed a moving bus Wednesday night (lacerations, broken wrist) but instead I've been distracted by http://www.peopleofwalmart.com and it's endless parade of furry boots with hot pants, hateful T-shirt slogans, epic plumbers' cracks, pimp outfits, too-short skirts with no underwear, cellulite, high heels with hot pants (on dudes), animal prints, hair cuts that make a mullet look like a 'do from a 5th Ave Salon, costumes, bellies...