The 5 Comic Characters I would most like to play Boggle with:

*this post is inspired by the wonderful Gail Simone, and brought to you courtesy of too much spare time in the summer oh dear lord what i don’t even

Tony Stark:

The intelligence. Anthony Edward Stark is a very smart man, and everyone knows that smart people can spell good. Also, I’ve heard rumors he gets a lot of Boggle time.

Floyd Lawton:

You know that scene in Mean Girls where they’re all “she has big hair cuz it’s full of secrets”? Well, I bet Deadshot’s mustache is full of grammar and spelling.

Kurt Wagner:

German is a hard language to learn, but English is even harder to master as a second language. Nightcrawler here learned how to speak English via Professor X’s Fabulous Direct-to-Brain Language Lessons, Guaranteed Fluency 100%! I bet he’d be really good at Boggle.

Moonstone:

She’s a psychologist and that means grad school, where you have to write lots of papers, and she got licensed so you know she did well in school, and since she did well so she’d be able to write well, and write quickly. Also, she’s like evil and manipulative and stuff, so you know she’s resourceful and a quick thinker. And no one does competitive like a villain does.

Abe Sapien:

I’m thinking the scene from the movie, where he reads all the books and you find out he does this all the time, while swimming in a tank, dressed scantily and moving all seductive-like? Yeah. Boggle would be Abe’s game.