That's something you don't hear every day

Last night, on the bus ride home from work, the bus driver said something unexpected:

"A pedestrian just ran into my bus!"

Now, when I heard that, I was immediately reminded of all those accident descriptions on insurance forms, where drivers claim that trees suddenly jumped out in front of them, or that old men leap onto the hood of their moving cars. But as it turned out, that's just what happened.

As the bus was driving down the street in the right lane (I'd say it was going about 30-35...