The week in quotes ...

"Hi, I'm Conan O'Brien, and I'm just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history." -- Conan O'Brien

"I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life, unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too." -- Conan O'Brien

"Don't tell me you need Brown to help roll back Obama's agenda. Roll it back to what? To the days when banks were unregulated, when presidents started wars on false pretenses?"  -- Clive McFarlane

"Some are calling our attorney general...