The Annals of Flossing

Our journey begins, oddly enough, in the port town of Blugfjorn, home of the famous Norwegian poet and maker of Norse berry desserts, Pipti Borginson.

While sailing to Iceland, Pipti discovered that his Rodgrot med flote, while delicious, was playing hell on the soft bleeding gums of the sailors on his ship, Freya's Berries.

It was lucky for all of them that Leslie Hoebeast, was working passage on the ship. In addition to great legs, and legendary technique, Hoebeast was an avid flossier.

She a...