Date? Who does that?

We Rebels are talking about first date disasters this weekend in honor of RIP’s second birthday, and I hear there’s a Kindle being given away.

I…uh…let’s just say I don’t want to talk about any of my personal disasters. They’re not the kind of thing you want to put out there in a public forum. I’d prefer not to broadcast the dearth of common sense I exhibited in my youth. If I ever talk about my first dates, the stories will be HEAVILY fictionalized (perhaps you’ve already read about one). Oh...