I'll Take Fisting for 200 Alex

So, I'm updating the Seduction and Snacks swag store on cafepress.com with a few new items. Once of them is a children's shirt that will say "My mom's not afraid to punch a kid". Well, I need a picture of a fist for this shirt. So I Googled "fist clipart". Eh, they were all kind of bad and mostly looked like man hands. Since it needs to be a woman's hand, I tried again.

Never, ever type the following words into Google: "Female fist". Don't do it. Just...don't. Some things can never be unseen. There are parts of your body where I believe a fist should NEVER go. Like your ear, or your nose or, I don't know, YOUR VAGINA.

All I wanted was a simple little picture of a woman's hand in the shape of a fist. Instead, I'm forced to endure countless hours of flashbacks of seeing what looks like a woman giving birth to an arm. AN ARM. Have you ever seen the episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe has to inseminate a cow? Picture that. Now picture it with humans.

My work here is done. In review, fist clipart = good, FEMALE fist = bad.