Everything's Archie

I've been on a nostalgia kick lately, collecting as many copies as I can find of the old Archie Comics digests, the little paperback collections of stories about America's favorite teenager that my mom used to buy for us while waiting in the checkout line. It started when I found a treasure trove of them, all from the late 70s and early 80s, in a pile at Hi De Ho.

I didn't expect much. Archie has never been known as cutting-edge material, which is probably why mothers are still comfortable...