They were coming for him. Their pages flipping menacingly. "Read me!" they chanted in raspy voices. Panic was taking over, as the sea of slush pages surrounded him.
"Help!" he shouted. Maybe if he pinched himself... Ouch! Wtf... Something did pinch him. On his ass, too... He turned around to face this new enemy.
It was wearing fishnets over its pink legs... "You not Spongebob," the creature said.
"I can be..."
The creature giggled, grabbing the sample pages and stuffing them down its undies. He
Published on March 08, 2009 07:20