TERMS OF SERVICE; DIDN'T READ

I've always wanted there to be a service like this. I just didn't know I wanted it.

I've spent many, many, many years lampooning the computer industry's tendency to use the Terms of Service (or, for software, the End User License Agreement) as an excuse to justify doing anything they wanted, to anyone they want to do it to. And from time to time we'd see a news article or a post about specific terms in a ToS that seemed... well... beyond the pale. But we've never had the opportunity to actuall...