Who is Maggie Davenport? And Who is Editing This Script??

Long story short (I’m too busy/lazy to explain) I’m writing a new scripted TV show called Who is Maggie Davenport and I’m in the process of editing, editing, editing.  Apparently, frantic to simply turn in the latest draft, I cut, copied and rearranged sentences with such abandon that I neglected to clean up this little gem of a fragment:

Off to the side, party, thrusting penis. Brooke is her retainer in.



Scarlett is having her own drunken dance a bottle of whiskey at people like it’s a curled up against the napkin dispenser with.



Amazing. It’s nonsensical, dirty and hilarious. Hopefully the show will turn out the same way. More later…

This script WILL be my ticket to dating Zac Efron. Just you wait.

This show will be my ticket to boning Zac Efron. Mark my words.