"Sharks. If a man wearing a spedo walked into my house I'd attack him too."

 My obituary is probably going to read as follows. "Jack Lewis Baillot was found dead this morning in her home. Authorities, who first believed it was murder, are now certain her water pick turned on her, drowning her in her own bathroom." Or, it could say I was attacked my a waffle iron, toaster, or any other form of electrical machine. They have it in for me. (And yes, I was nearly drown by my water pick not seconds ago.)
 Anyways, my death aside. Did I tell you I have a Tumblr now? Well, I do, so if you have one you should follow me so I can follow you back. JACK'S TUMBLR. 
Today's Music Monday. I think this is one of the prettiest pieces ever written, and it is from one of the best movies ever made. (I don't suppose I can say it fits one of my books, but I like to listen to it a lot while I write.) I updated the Haphazardly Implausible page. You will have to scroll down to find it, but I've now revealed one of the machines used in the book. Also, there is a picture. Let me know what you think.  The quote isn't from a movie, but something Adam Young posted on his Twitter that I've been giggling over for a few days now.  Allons-y!