Would YOU like a DEVIANT T-shirt? Join in the fun!

Following receipt of a humorous review on Amazon, a group of Twitter friends got to joking about making a T-Shirt, and this is what we came up with:
Creative credit goes to Jess @audsmom2002!!!Now the question is: would you like one? :-)
If so, here's the deal:
Email me at laurakayeauthor @ gmail.com with:Your real name and mailing addressYour size# of t-shirts you want Size Chart: S34" - 36" M38" - 40" L42" - 44" XL46" - 48" 2XL50" - 52" 3XL    54" 4XL    56" 5XL    58"
Site's Pricing:1 = $22.95 each6-11 = $14.92 each12-23 = $11.93 each24-47 = $10.33 each48+ = 8.95 each
BUT: If we get at least 10 people to buy one, the cost per person will only be $14, and I'll pick up the rest plus shipping.* If we get at least 24 people, the cost per person will only be $10, and again, I'll pick up the rest plus shipping.*  *International friends, I'm afraid the cost will be $10 higher for you because the shipping is such a killer, but I'll still be paying a share of it! Once we know how many orders I have, I'll send everyone an invoice through PayPal.
So, what say you? Would YOU like to be the owner of this fine luxury t-shirt proclaiming your deviance loud and proud??? Say yes, say yes!
Thanks for visiting!
Laura