Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy…

…But it’s only a 2 hour outing, can you stop eating, maybe?

I don’t even know where to begin with this annoyance. I am so freaking sick and tired of witnessing people aggressively and obliviously chowing down. I hear it at the movies, I see it when I’m driving and I plow into it with my cart at Costco (mostly for sport:).

Like a lot of you reading this, I barely have enough time to run essential errands, let alone do something relaxing and entertaining. So when I do have time, I want my outing...