Some observations, some of a criminal nature, from the seaside.
1. If you want to smoke on the beach and bugger up the sea air don't do it near me and my kids. Especially when we got there first.

2. If #1 applies to you, covering your cigarette butt with two inches of sand is still littering.
3. The nearer they are to the ocean, the more some 7-year-old girls wish mermaids were real.
4. Because every wave is different, every wave needs jumping over.
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Published on July 02, 2012 15:26