Creepy Clown Monday #9: Secrets of the Clown (2007)

I don't care how beautiful you are, a dangly belly button piercing makes you look like a slut.

Now I'm not saying that's why Michelle Brancato gets killed within the first five minutes of Secrets of the Clown, but I don't think it helped. Neither did the lime green lace panties. Or balloon-like breasts. At the very least they were disturbing to watch. Tony Lee as her doomed boyfriend/husband doesn't fare very well either, and he doesn't have any visible piercings so maybe that theory is indeed...