Would you like fries with that? Hey wait a minute.

I drove past a Wendy's today (Lie: I stopped at a Wendy's today. I don't know why I like those goddamn cheesy-cheddar burgers so much).

Anyway, they have some ad campaign going on that has something to do with Wendy (the girl in the logo) being a redhead.

Okay so then I'm thinking, huh just like the Burger King. And Ronald!

Hey. Just what the hell is going on? Why are all the fast food mascots redheads? What have I stumbled upon?