Last Week’s Tweets

Observation of the Day: That cat was actually a pigeon. #
I'm thinking of applying for next Olympics gymnastics. Falling off the pommel horse is my signature move. I can do it non stop! #olymics2012 #
I'm now officially the coolest guy in the coffee shop!

(Just went to drink my iced americano without looking & got the straw up my nose) #
Is Twitter an NBC puppet? Death threats to Olympians is OK, but tweeting an already published NBC email address isn't? http://t.co/MmcV9Hwj #
4 hours of sleep last night, but still managing to stick to my 1 coffee a day! #amwriting #amnotsleeping #
You know it's not going to be an enjoyable banana when the skin SNAPS because it's so unripe. #
Microsoft Word decided to crash. Lost the last hour and a half of work, even though I was saving every 10 minutes! #

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