Daybreakers

Or, as I like to call it, Ethan Hawke wears Han Solo's wardrobe in Way, Way, Way Before Sunrise.

Yes, I understand that it's a metaphor for Peak Oil and rampant consumerism. That being said, if your fight scenes and dramatic moments are equally giggle-worthy, if your entire plot depends on a combination of everyone being incredibly stupid and you breaking the rules of your own story as needed for airquote-dramatic effect, if you put a loaded vampire on the mantelpiece in act one and not only d...