Updates, EXCERPTS, and Giveaways

So those who don't follow me on Twitter don't feel left out.  Although with the midnight automatic tweet transfer, you probably don't get a chance to feel left out. I do want to say again that I use Twitter more than the LJ simply as it loads much much faster. I'm still on dial up--yes, yes, living where only the cows and toothless Deliverance extras pluck the banjo--that was incorrect--the cows don't pluck the banjo.

Regardless of banjo plucking cows, It's not my fault. I have satellite TV, ...