(retro)photo Friday #2: Too much make-up

When I was in 5th grade I auditioned for a variety show called RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM at a local community theater. For the try-out, I sang the trenchant, big vibrato ballad "Don't Cry Out Loud" made famous by a singer named Melissa Manchester that I don't expect any of you kids to know about. The sheet music was totally not in my key and it was kind of an inappropriate song to be sung by an eleven-year-old. Not inappropriate as in like, porny, but lyrically speaking it's not a song an...