TRASH New Year's Resolutions!

TRASH NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS!
Yes, I give you permission.  Trash the New Year's resolutions!  "What?" you say.  "Isn't that a part of the American tradition?  New year, new lease (or should I say leash) on life?"
It's not that I'm against resolutions – actually, I'm for them.  I'm just against the emphasis on New Year's Day resolutions.  [...:]