Google Will Get Me Fired After I'm Dead

Some of you may remember in Seduction and Snacks that Liz and Claire have a pact to destroy any incriminating sex toy/porn evidence from their respective houses should one of them die. This is actually a real thing I have with my BFF. She knows there's a box in the bedroom that needs to be destroyed before the police, elderly relatives or my mother-in-law gets there.

I've just realized that this pact should also include the web browser history on my work computer. If I am hit by a bus tonight, my co-workers and/or boss will see that I've researched the following:

"How to make marijuana cookies"
"Images of Barbie & Ken ménage à trois with G.I. Joe"
"How long would it take to poop out a ring you swallowed"
"Porn new releases for 2012"
"Lyrics to 'Gimme that Filet-O-Fish' McDonald's jingle"
"Different, fun ways to say 'anal sex'"

Technically though when they see this, I'll already be dead. It's not like they can fire me.

Alright, I really need to get back to work now. And by work I mean Googling images of cats in sweaters.