New Light Fantasy/Sci Fi Antho released!

Plate Armor and Spacesuits Both Hold Farts is now up at Smashwords! The fruit of my blood, sweat and chyle is now available for you completely FREE, in the hope a small percentage of you will favourably review it.

These quirky tales of sci-fi and fantasy will take you to realms where lightspeed meets light-hearted and you can't say awkward without orc. From the perils of being a dragon's beauty consultant to hidden benefits of software in whiteware, S J Cavanagh shows that he's outstanding in left field. Includes "Elf Esteem", which made ASIM's Best of Fantasy Vol 1. 

Waddaya waiting for sweethearts, breakfast in bed? Go get it!