Walter Midi

I wrote this in 2008. Matthew Broderick will star in a remake of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty this fall.









I spend my days killin' grays

Hidden by a RAID arrary

Motherfuckers try to game me

But I still don't play

Now the ways I slay

Are my dirty little secret

Don't speak it

If you do I'll have to tweak shit

The secret life of Jake, Zakk and Randy

Some motherfuckers can't stand me

Because I tell 'em that they're pansies

Nancy drew boys in the name of Freddy

I stay ready

For whatever comes next, see?



I'm all about the Blitz Basic

     Just face it

The last time I flipped I put a hole in the matrix



It's a fact that I'm back and I'm mad as hell

I took the bass and turned it up because you don't hear so well

I'm Bartleby the Scrivner, I'm also one of the Watchmen

Fuck around? I'll have to go Tex Watson

Both flotsam and jetsam

Alpha dog, straight omega

ATL are the ones

Who played you like Sega

Valentine Michael Manson

Pooh Bear to my friends

And like Mike Patton said

It just never ends



I'm all about the Blitz Basic

     Just face it

The last time I flipped I put a hole in the matrix



Like Carol Anne

I went into the TV

It kinda makes it hard to see me

But it's easy

Once you finally know the formula

I cool out

Once I know that I'm warmin' ya

But I'm warnin' ya

You're never gonna be me

I'm too leet

Like Corpus Christi

Nice try

Bitch, you fuckin' missed me



I'm all about the Blitz Basic

     Just face it

The last time I flipped I put a hole in the matrix