Husbands' Top 6 Most Romantic Statements

This is my husband and me on our wedding day.
How do you like my veil?

After a couple is married, the woman prefers her husband to use a whole new type of romantic language. Here are some of my favorite things for my husband to say:

1. Why do those celebrities in the tabloids have so much celluloid? You don't have any.

2. I feel like making dinner . . . and cleaning up afterward.

3. It's not PMS, honey. It's me.

4. If I had it to do over again, I'd still marry you, only I'd save up for a bigger ring.

5. You should be on one of those workout dvds.

6. I wish my mom would learn to cook like you.


Okay, so my husband has only said some of these things. Can you guess which ones he's actually said?