Memo to RTP-Area Newscasters

Please stop referring to the current weather as "unseasonably cold". It is not unseasonably cold. It may be unusually cold. It may be extremely cold. It may be colder than usual. But it is not unseasonably cold, seeing as this is winter, the season when it gets cold.

Thank you.

PS-The next time you threaten the Triangle with an impending snowstorm, I expect brief but intense glaciation. Otherwise, I will have no choice but to assume that you are on Food Lion's payroll, and merely invent these m...