Why ANZAC Day sucks

The day just passed, 25 April, was ANZAC Day - celebrating the role of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps in the First World War.

A few facts: Australian and New Zealand troops were sent off to defend 'king and empire' in WWI. One of their first engagements was to attack the Turks at Gallipoli. Using atrocious 'intelligence' and under the able 'leadership' of none other than a youthful Winston Churchill, they landed at the wrong beach (it had cliffs) and the Turks were waiting. The Aussies