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From A Joyful Life's Facebook:

A salesman went to see a guru on a mountain and asked for wisdom. The guru said, "I can give you the secret to wisdom, yet first you need to help me with a problem. I have a duck that has grown up in a bottle. I need the duck out of the bottle. Take it with you, formulate a plan and come see me in the morning."

The next morning the salesman appears and explains how he can cut the bottom out of the bottle. The guru says that won't work because the bottle is very v...