Things I should not have to say by the water

Just know that I’m not coming in there after you.
They’re not lake boogers, and don’t throw them at your brother
If you are going to spank the water, don’t do it by the rest of us!
It's not "allergy," it's algae, and don't throw it at your brother!
Yes, your shoe floats, but I’d rather you use sticks and leaves!
Don’t put seaweed on your brother’s head!
Make sure you aim your stick/javelin at the middle of the pond.
You’re not going to be able to make an entire tree a javelin!
I’m disturbing the fish? REALLY?
Careful- you're gong to fall in the mud!
(Check out the mud boots!)
Wait, why do I care? Have fun.Let me know when you are ready for your baths!
--------Do you ever forbid things, and then just give up?-------
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