Non-Olympic Events That Should Be Olympic Events

- Hot Dog Eating

- Cup Stacking

- Three-Legged Hurdles

- Chess Boxing

- Cherry Pit Spitting

- Roller Disco

- Cow Tipping

- Blindfolded Archery

- Racketeering

- Marco Polo

- Sack Racing

- Sand Racing

- Pod Racing

- Synchronized Judo

- Drunk Table Tennis

- Jazzercise

- Water Treading

- Lumberjacking

- Stratego