While I'm At It…

I also have title envy. This book arrived at my house the other day. The cover made me chuckle. Reminds me of all the tv personality pseudo-news blowhards who talk in ridiculous extremes. It kind of makes me love this woman. Well, that and the promo quote from Jerry Seinfeld.

I don't lie about my age, mostly because the combination of laziness and poor short-term memory means I'd never be able to remember the lie and follow it up. Now, there was a time, I think I was 37, when I kept...