My tweets

Thu, 13:16 : If I go swimming in a pool at night, I actually fear a shark attack... no joke Thu, 13:29 : So today's question: What do you irrationally fear? As I said, it's swimming pool shark attacks for me! Thu, 15:07 : So the new memephrase "like a boss" means to do things ineffectively while terribly inconveniencing others with your ineptitude, yes? Fri, 01:02 : Anyone else ever freak out for just a second when they see John Hamm in modern clothes, still looking as young as he did in 1964? #daywalker Fri, 03:30 : I have not had to write a story for an anthology this year yet, and this both saddens and relieves me Fri, 03:33 : Thanks to all of you who shared your irrantional fears w/ me today. Inputting them into Batman-like database to someday take you down Fri, 03:40 : And you can add my poor spelling of 'irrational' to your lists of things to take me down with #you'rewelcome