Snow Skills

I've been starting to do some "humorous monologue" events in small theaters where I just come out and ramble with stories and such, do a little reading from the books, maybe sing a song, and perform a breathtaking dance, but mostly just tell stories.

I have a ten-minute section in the current monologue about how those of us in snow country pick up certain arcane skills and knowledge as a result of freezing our hinders over the years.  How we can judge the temperature just by how little the...