I apologize for the bait and switch, delicious darlings, but as the content only casually sort of belongs to me in the same way that they began life inside my skull, I must send you to the source for the continuation of the saga.
You may read my piece here—
Greasing the Gears: Scandalous Society Behaviors—and draw whatever further conclusions you would like.
Published on July 17, 2012 00:21