Worst Pick-Up Line Ever

Worst Pick-Up Line Ever:

Um, so this is hilarious. Via Craig’s List:

You farted in Trader Joe’s - m4m (Oconee)

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied, “No—wasn’t me!” You seemed almost insulted I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loaves of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.