Probably not lies.

Here’s a quick update on things. I’m halfway between ill and bored, and yesterday I spent seventeen hours proofreading for the paperback release of Queen of the World, so my brain is mush.

Have some FACTS. Cold, hard FACTS, ladies and gentlemen.

- FACT: Queen of the World has sold more than five copies as an eBook. Five copies was my perennial answer for ‘I’ll be happy if it sells X amount’, so officially it’s a success. Woo! You can pick yours up here.

- FACT: The paperback is coming soon. The...