No, I'm not under anesthetic. Why do you ask?

There surgery went well. I even got to keep my ear and everything. Um…on my head…not like in a jar or anything.

In order to celebrate, I went out and bought the new Samsung S lll phone. It’s pretty damn amazing, but I don’t think the voice recognition software is quite up to Suri’s standards.

Me: “Call home.”
Sam: “Did you say Small Gnome?”
Me: O.o

For some reason I took that as a challenge.

Me: "Why yes, yes I did."
Sam: "Searching…there are 3 small gnomes in your immediate area. Would you like me to provide directions?"
Me: “Hell yeah!”

And that's how I got to meet Danny Devito.*

*No, I did not actually get to meet Danny Devito.
*Nor do I actually believe he’s a gnome. We all know that according to my novel DARKSIDE, he’s half Troll.
*Seriously, Danny Devito is NOT half Troll.
*Please don’t sue me, Mr Devito!