Even Amazon Loves Hulk Hogan

Amazon just sent me an email with movie recommendations, and boy are they a couple of whoppers.

Suburban Commando. If you haven't seen this movie, then you are really missing out. It's one of those movies that's so bad it makes you want to close your head in a door. Unless you're drinking, then it's just hilarious. I might have to buy this....

Mr. Nanny. If you aren't unconscious from closing your head in the door, this movie will make you jump out the window. Hulk somehow managed to make a movie worse than Suburban Commando, and that movie is Mr. Nanny.

Secret Agent Club. I've never seen this one, but IMDB has it rated worse than the other two, with only a 2.9 out of 10. Ouch.  Just look at the cover of this bad boy:


Holy shit!  Hulk Hogan playing two characters!  An Asian looking building with fucking lasers coming out of it for no apparent reason!  Hulk Hogan is holding a nerf gun!  A bunch of ethnically diverse kids standing between a forest and a cornfield!  I'm buying this right now!

Thanks for having my back Amazon!