In my defense…

Noah tweeted a “Yo mama” joke after I served him “steak that tasted like chewing gum without the mint”. (Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, when I offered some to the family dog he said, “You first”. Hilarious.)I never said that I could grill.

The benefit of having a photographer as a dear friend is that she can memorialize your triumphant moments. Yes, I may not have the instincts to cook without a recipe, but I can read so no worries. My offerings may not be James Beard award worthy, but they cert...